He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she smelled like a LAN party
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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