I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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