Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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