No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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