so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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