Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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