I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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