Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My penis needs a shock collar
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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