Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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