I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
FUCK WHALES
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