Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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