I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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