do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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