the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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