so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
God, I missed his penis.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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