I can't watch pbs sober anymore
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Never underestimate the power of titties
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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