Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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