I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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