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I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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