spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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