Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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