chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My feet surprised me
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