Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
dude i'm inner monologue high
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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