Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
