Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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