and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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