have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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