I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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