u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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