I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
