I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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