I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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