come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think your dad took our porno
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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