My first STD was from a foam party
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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