fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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