do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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