Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
