then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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