So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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