Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry vanwag777 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep

Fav 3 1025 860
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker

Fav 15 1493 4418
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(804): View more from Virginia

i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song

Fav 29 4360 1562
share tweet
(678): View more from Georgia

Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.

Fav 3 3174 1016
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(703): View more from Virginia

He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job

Fav 14 2013 7685
share tweet
(816): View more from Missouri

I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

Fav 7 2897 1369
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D

Fav 15 2813 1341
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

Fav 0 80 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(937): View more from Ohio

our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.

Fav 0 25 53
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT