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what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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