SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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