We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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