Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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