apparently the secret to your success is patron
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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