you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it because I queefed?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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