Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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