I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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