what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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