I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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