before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and she was petting her beer can
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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