She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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