Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
