There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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