So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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