Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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